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bloopernova 1 hours ago [-]
"I want a man with a short shirt, and a Huang jacket"
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I hope that the people he had affairs with are treated ok and not retaliated against or hounded by the world news media.
epolanski 49 minutes ago [-]
When you see two ants in the kitchen there's likely many more.
Huang has been a great boss and steward of Nvidia, but ultimately falling for subordinates is grave enough, adding alleged Chinese spies, and allegations you sold Tencent billions of hardware through shady Singaporean companies for which the alleged spy worked etc and the board had no other options.
At this point it would be surprising if what we know is likely a small part and the Nvidia board saw enough very quickly to ask for his head.
At the current rate of disclosure Huang is going to be revealed to have had an affair with every woman in the world by 2038. It’s vital that we build out infrastructure to support this if we don’t want to be left behind.
At least we’ve now passed the tipping point where the majority of affairs are domestic. Some country out there is going to achieve HSM (Huang Second Marriage) and it’s vital to future prosperity that we make sure it’s the US.
Slartie 22 minutes ago [-]
"Claude, build me a website that tracks with whom Jensen Huang had an affair yet! Register the domain hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with and treat GETs on subdirectories as names for queries, like hasjensenhuanghadanaffair.with/JaneDoe should display whether he had an affair with Jane Doe."
numberwan9 2 hours ago [-]
Parallel execution in action
lavendermon 2 hours ago [-]
Jensen has had a heck of a ride, fastest rise and fall we've seen in a while. Looks like he didn't handle the attention very well.
jdlshore 2 hours ago [-]
Fast fall, yes, but his rise has been years in the making.
lavendermon 2 hours ago [-]
I should've worded my post differently. Jensen had a fast rise as a household name and the attention that came with it. Before 2020 I doubt more than 2% of the population could've named the CEO of Nvidia.
siva7 1 hours ago [-]
To be known by 2% of US Population as a business leader is by all means a household name. What then happened is more like superstar status akin to Steve Jobs. You simply can't rise higher than that.
xeonmc 4 minutes ago [-]
Seems like the joke went over your head.
pedalpete 2 hours ago [-]
Decades actually!
jacekm 1 hours ago [-]
Having a cushion of $145B he won't be hurt from the fall.
lp92 42 minutes ago [-]
Sure, but jail time for bypassing the export ban can definitely make it harder to use the money. Then again, given his affiliation with the POTUS he probably won't get jail time.
onlypassingthru 60 minutes ago [-]
California is a community property state. Lori is about to take control of her half of that in 3, 2, 1...
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I hope that the people he had affairs with are treated ok and not retaliated against or hounded by the world news media.
Huang has been a great boss and steward of Nvidia, but ultimately falling for subordinates is grave enough, adding alleged Chinese spies, and allegations you sold Tencent billions of hardware through shady Singaporean companies for which the alleged spy worked etc and the board had no other options.
At this point it would be surprising if what we know is likely a small part and the Nvidia board saw enough very quickly to ask for his head.
At least we’ve now passed the tipping point where the majority of affairs are domestic. Some country out there is going to achieve HSM (Huang Second Marriage) and it’s vital to future prosperity that we make sure it’s the US.